sandvviches:

teacher: its pajama day
that one kid: WHAT IF I SLEEP NAKED HAAAHAAHA

(Source: qothqueen, via condom)

voltorbo:

why are bad people blessed with good bodies

(Source: bongmyass, via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

unclefather:

we take for granted all the times our nose isn’t stuffy

(via condom)

she’s so pretty ._.
remember when this was the only thing in our dash?